It’s official. I am boycotting my own Match.com account. Well, maybe ‘boycotting’ is a strong word.

It has been over 36 hours and I have not looked at the app or website.

I might have flipped to the app on my phone a half a million times to see if there was a red number on it indicating someone could have ‘liked’ or written to me. But, I have not technically opened it.

And it is probable there is trolling going on in my Gmail for Match.com notifications, but by God I have not opened that app (technically).

As usual, you are wondering what silly thing I have gotten myself into now. 😉

But, it’s not me, it's the guys. I promise!

I get a healthy number of profile views, but not one of them ‘like’ me or write me.

I have written to about 20 guys in the 22 days I’ve been on here and not one of them have written back. (they sure have looked at my profile)

‘I love in your profile how you like to go to the park; I like that too. Would you want to talk more?’

‘You seem absolutely sweet! Your dog too! Would you like to meet for a coffee?’

’It looks like we keep bumping into each other here. Would you like to meet for coffee or a beer?’

I’m positive there is something wrong with my profile, but I just can’t put my finger on it. That’s why I need your help.

Be my Dating Coach.

Read my full profile and let me know what I am doing that is scaring off these guys. Because it has to be something major, absolutely major.

Guys are not window shoppers - are they? No?

*Ok, full disclosure. I received a ‘like’ from a 20 year old dude in CA. But, he SO does not count!!! (and you know exactly why!)

Here is the public profile.

Please review and leave your comments below!

I’ll take your suggestions, update my profile, wait for a spell to see their impact, and then post a new blog!

UPDATE: I wrote this yesterday. Last night I ‘liked’ and wrote to about 6 more guys. Nothing. Maybe I should add at the bottom of my profile, ‘References available upon request.’?