Age is actually a number

Age is actually a number

So apparently, being 39 years old, single, living alone, and yes – never married, not divorced, but never married, seriously; makes one’s texting partner reply with a; “So um mm do you feel ready now? Or not sure?” Seriously? Ready for what? You? What came next was priceless; “It’s good tho.” Well, bless my heart – I’m so glad it’s good. And I don’t believe that this is the first time he has been on a dating app – it’s 2017 for the love of God! If you have used Facebook you have used a dating app. Anyways, there was just something off with him – saying he; “wanted to create our story together.” Who SAYS that???? Oh and he lives like 8 states over so I told him I don’t do the long distance thing. So our story ended.

You can't undo

You can't undo

I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair

I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair