So, I almost fell straight off my bed last night when 2 guys showed up in my feed for a 50 miles radius! I thought, finally - my nights can be more than eating dinner and watching someone else flirt with the new guy they just met and me thinking; do I still know how to flirt? Is that a skill you can forget? Is it like riding a bike? Hopefully it is not like math - I can't do math anymore - use my phone to figure out tips! Anyways, so I take a look at these two guys - apparently the only two guys in Wilmington that can match me. #1 6'2, athletic, has a job, likes animals, oh no - lives the paleo diet. And his answer to the first question was; "That's a good question.". Really? SWIPE LEFT I go. #2 Instantly terrified. He has so much facial hair It fills his lap in his car. I can't see his face. I read on, but he does not want kids so; I SWIPE LEFT. That's it. But, I guess it is a good start. And I am holding back on the caveman jokes. Really, I am.